Alot of you have asked........

Roy and I get asked alot about how it is to live in Wisconsin. Well, I was forwarded the following by a native Wisconsinite or Wisconsonian--I am not real sure which one it is----! This is our fourth winter and all if these are true and Roy and I have experienced 90% of them. It is very different living here--not bad--just different!

Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin

--If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Wisconsin. (This just seems to be "not right"!

--If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Park Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wisconsin.

--If you have ever refused to buy something because it's 'too pricey,' you might live in Wisconsin.

--If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Wisconsin. (it really is!--I was amazed! Also: it is not ice tea season either!!!)

--If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Wisconsin.

--If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Wisconsin. (we have had this happen ALOT!)

--If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Wisconsin. (seen this)

--If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Head Cheese, you might live in Wisconsin.(not only have I heard of it, I have tried it--taste like chicken!)

--If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Wisconsin. (done this--had to get the mail)

--If you have either a pet or a child named 'Brett,' you might live in Wisconsin.

--If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Wisconsin. (this is soooo true!)

--If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin. (I have! It was weird!)

--If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha , Menomonie & Manitowoc, you might live in Wisconsin. (Believe or not--we can!)

--If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Wisconsin.

--If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, 'From the land of sky-blue waters,'....you might live in Wisconsin

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN:

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. (usually it's a John Deer)

2. 'Vacation' means going up north past Hwy 8 for the weekend.

3. You measure distance in hours. (this is so true--nothing is measured in miles!)

4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. (this is sad but I do !)

5. You often switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again. (done it!)

6. Your whole family wears Packer Green to church on Sunday. (They really do that here! It is bizzare!)

7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.(I am no where close to doing this!)

8. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings and funerals ). (Again--BIZARRE!)

9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

10. You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison.

11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife or girlfriend knows how to use them. (Well, this is the qualifier for me--I do and I know how to use them!)

12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time. (Yup!)

13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. (This is so true--the roads are HORRIBLE!)

15. You refer to the Packers as 'we.'

16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.(Yup! road construction is called "Orange Barrel Season"--really it's true!)

17. You can identify a southern or eastern accent. (I am "pegged" the moment I open my mouth!)

18. You have no problem pronouncing Lac Du Flambeau.

19. You consider Minneapolis exotic.

20. You know how to polka. (I learned--Pulaski Polka Days!)

21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

22. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

23. Down South to you means Illinois.

24. A brat is something you eat.(I am so relieved! I thought if was me!)

25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.

26. You go out to fish fry every Friday

27. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.(How true!)

28. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

29. You find minus twenty degrees 'a little chilly.

30. You actually understand these jokes.(Sad but true--I understand them all!

Hugs and kisses to all--HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Cheri :) xoxox